Jude Raw Make Me Resbian

An publicity image of nanny-banging Brit actor Jude Law decked out in drag started making the rounds on the Interwebs. Apparently, he'll be playing a tranny in a movie called Rage that will come out, I don't know, one day. In any case, I think I may be a lesbian. Check out this picture.



Daaamn, girl! You is FIIIIINE!!! Seriously, I am totally questioning my sexuality right now, which is especially confusing since I'm a attracted to a man dressed as a woman, but is anatomically and mentally all beef. Oh my head spins! Normally, I am really not into Jude Law. He just seems like such a smarmy asshole. And I'm sorry dude, but you are a pale ass limey so quit trying to fool me with the fake bake. No one is that orange without being a total douchebag. Believe me. I live in Southern California. I know. Personally, I prefer my men pale and anemic. The only other time I wanted to touch Jude Law intimately was when I saw the movie Alfie, which is totally shitty. He's a total dickhead in the movie, but man does he look good. Check out the hotness:



Anyone who knows me, and anyone who's heard me panting drunkenly at a bar, knows that nothing -- I mean NOTHING -- gives me the lady boner like a slim cut pinstripe suit and a vintage Vespa. If I could somehow wrangle tranny Jude and sexy suit Jude into a motorscooter threeway, I would die a happy, STD-ridden woman.