Today, I discovered quite possibly the second greatest invention in the history of stupid shit, after the Snuggie which is the awesomest EVER. Much like the Snuggie, it warms my body and soul and makes me feel like I can conquer the world. Here's the superfantasticfeelygoodtimeawesomemachine...
Cheers To You!!
I already put in my order for my very own Cheers to You. I think I found the replacement for my "Knockin' Boots: Let's Get Busy: Lovemaking MixTape Vol. 1." Nothing gets me, or the hobos I lure into my love den/studio apartment going like the sound of uproarious cheers and a queery voice yelling out "I KNOW YOU'VE GOT A DREAM!! YOU CAN DO IT!! HOOOOOORRAAAAAAYYY, YOUUUUUU!!!!" Because I do have a dream, much like Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., and it's nice to have someone appreciate it.
On a side note, I spoke to the inventor of this magical product and he told me that his neighbor listens to the CD in his truck during his lunch break, just to get through the day. Bless his little cotton socks. That's the saddest thing I've ever heard in my life. Where can I find this disillusioned fellow? I'd like to show him one of my boobs, just to cheer him up.
YAY YOU...alex
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